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Theatre Masks and Butts

Hermit Crabapple Tree

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

The Coffee Tattoo

"I've been window-shopping..."

Time Table

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Hot Cross Bun

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Arm Chair

"Your four-o'clock is here."

'You went for the highlights then?'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

"Furry Fries"

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

That's the trampoline sales, sir.

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Is everything ok robert? You seem to be a little distant recently."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Okay - I can see you now."