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Optometrists Convention. All those in favor of moving ahead with the" can you see me now" campaign, say "eye"!

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Hermit Crabapple Tree

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Frosty the Repairman"

How Romans give each other a high five...

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"I've been window-shopping..."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

The Coffee Tattoo

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Time Table

Speed Bump Ahead.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

"Your four-o'clock is here."

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Arm Chair

Hot Cross Bun

'You went for the highlights then?'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

That's the trampoline sales, sir.

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

Defensive Lineman

"Furry Fries"

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Okay - I can see you now."

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.