Visionary Pun Lover Gifts

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Frosty the Repairman"

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

The Coffee Tattoo

Literate Dogs.

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Hotness

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Speed Bump Ahead.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

'You give me goose bumps!'

Hell's Schlegel

Hot Cross Bun

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"