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Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'No cheating'

Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.

I had my eyes dilated.

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Wilderness - City.

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

Sight test with a violin.

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

The importance of having your Is tested.

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

"L. . . E. . . my crippling fear of intimacy. . . H . . ."

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

The Cartoon Islands

'Turns out four score and seven years isn't the length of the school day.'

'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'

Old MacDonald Had An Optometrist

Bob liked to get away from it all. They all knew it and liked to follow him.

'I wanted out of Corporate America, but I didn't want to go far.'

"Retirement"