Vision Test Escapee Mugs

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'No cheating'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

Wilderness - City.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Sight test with a violin.

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

The importance of having your Is tested.

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

"L. . . E. . . my crippling fear of intimacy. . . H . . ."

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

The Cartoon Islands

'Turns out four score and seven years isn't the length of the school day.'

Old MacDonald Had An Optometrist

"This is not a good start, is it!"

"Retirement"

Bob liked to get away from it all. They all knew it and liked to follow him.

'I wanted out of Corporate America, but I didn't want to go far.'