Vision-focused Friends Pillows

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

Evolution of Man

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

Gone for Broke College

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

George Washington's Birthday

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

QR tattoo.

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

MAkIng BritAIn Great AgAIn.

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

"No...still a bit foggy."