Future-focused Friend Pillows

Gardner's question time: 'What plant would the panel recommend for area with no light, no food and no water?'

Evolution of Man

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"It's never too early to start pension planning."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

North Pole

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Artifishial Intelligence

Rap music

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Evolution.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"I don't like your application."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

DACA

A word from James Cameron. . .

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Natural gas

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Rainbow skier

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

You will go on a trip.

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'