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'Do you have this chart in Big Print'

A Man with poor eyesight has misjudged the Optometrist's door and smashed into the wall

The Artist

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Janet Leigh

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'