Virtue Gifts

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Church for sports worshipers.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline."

'Do you have any oranges?'

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

Sloth is a sin, Brother Ernest. Ah, yes, but patience is a virtue.

Latter-day saints

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'

'I'll be back later, Marge. I'm going out to build some humility.'

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

"Proud parent of an honor student? Eh, whatever. Parent of an honorable student? Now that would be impressive."

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."

Boy Scout: 'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

The Three Graces

Evolutionary Verb Tenses. Past. Present. Future Imperfect.

Teacher to students: 'All the stuff that teaches perseverance is right here in this classroom ... that would be you.'

"Well, I'd say I'm naturally curious, rather bookish and exceptionally smart. I'm good at being honest, too."

The Virtue of Humility

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'

'Hope, charity, faith, patientce...to thine own self be true.' (to angel) 'Leave this man alone. You're driving him mad.'

"Look at her and her bloody virtue signalling!"

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'

"I received your text message about the importance of tolerance and forgiveness. Now what did you do?"

"Sooooooo.........Brian, you think you're good enough for the Humility Club."

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'