Victory Virtue Gifts

Church for sports worshipers.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Guess what? I won again.'

First Prize!

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First past the post.

'I win!'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Bradley Wiggins

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Champion.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

Don't shake.

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

The Anti-fascist Night Wolves

Sloth is a sin, Brother Ernest. Ah, yes, but patience is a virtue.

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

Top Finish Line Crossers.

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

"Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

"She won the spelling bee."

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

'Did the bloke in the white shirt win?'

"It's the spirit of the game that matters... We bat... we bowl... they lose."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'I'll be back later, Marge. I'm going out to build some humility.'

The winner takes it all?

Colts Win!!!

'...winning coxless four...'

Celebrating Whatever - Celebration with blank modifiable banners.