Virtual World Vicarious T-Shirts

"Alexa. Just talk to me!.."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Computer games

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Life after death

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Busking during a pandemic

"5...4...3...2..."

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer Life

Indoor Football

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."