Virtual Verbal Sparrers Pillows

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

Communication

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Play Ball!

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

'At the Spoonerism cafe...' 'Ah - here comes my carrots and peas.'

"IRL sucks."

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

Sharp Tongue.

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I realise you're used to talking to me on the chat line, but would you mind not moving your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something."

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Team Meeting

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."