Virtual Valentine Gifts

'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Right click for yes...

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Your website or mine?'

I can't smile without you...

Today's love

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Zoom Wedding

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Maybe I was wrong?

'Love is a Drug'.

'Well, you're not blind, but have you ever considered laser eye surgery?'

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

Valentine's Day

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Valentines for Real Estate

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'