Virtual Interviewee T-Shirts

"I didn't get the job. They hated my Zoom background."

I'm a self-made man!

Nervous Oral Testing

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Your resume says you were a waiter...

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

Negative Interest Meeting

"We pay the living dead wage."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"I'm sensing confidence, boldness, and moral sensibility. You're not going to turn out to be a whistleblower, are you?"

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'Impressive credentials - BA Columbia, MBA Harvard, stints as CFO and CEO at three major corporations - and what's this about being a bluesman?'

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

'Are you a good mixer?'

'On paper, you appear to be an excellent candidate for a sales representative. However, without the ability to palm a basketball...'

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

Virtual Magic Tricks