Virtual Festival Goer Gifts

"Yeah, it's just like being there!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Cariactures

Face painting.

Bacchus.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Chano Pozo,

Clown Face Painting

Pearly King and Queen

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Running of the Brie

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The dark side of Halloween.

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

I came, I saw, I partied!

"It makes you look old."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Spaghetti Rave"

Put on your Easter bonnet!

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