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I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.
Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.
"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."
Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...
"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.
We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.
"Were we expecting a baby?"
"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."
Grounded
"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"
"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."
The Tunnel Of Love
"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"
New arrival
"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"
"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"
'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'
Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'
'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'
"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"
Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.
Preventive medicine.
'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'
'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'
"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"
Online marriage ceremony.
'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'
"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."
'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'
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