Tech-savvy Family Planners Pillows

"We'd love to start a family, but we're going to wait until we have enough bandwidth."

"But when we logged-on to your website, we naturally assumed that we'd be adopting a virtual orphan."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Grounded

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

The Tunnel Of Love

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."