Virtual Extrovert T-Shirts

Actually Norman only tends to be a seething inferno of rage and resentment when he's on Twitter."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Mind if I join you?'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I just always show up to everything!"

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

"What A Party."

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

"Hey! Pipe down over there! Can't you read the subtitle?"

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

Colin was the life and sole of any party...

Post-Pandemic Party

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

Diversions at the Pub

Hiding From Social Media

Extrovert/Introvert.

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

"You are having a great time....you are meeting lots of interesting new people....you are glad you came...."

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'