Virtual Extrovert Pillows

Actually Norman only tends to be a seething inferno of rage and resentment when he's on Twitter."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

"What A Party."

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

Hiding From Social Media

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

Diversions at the Pub

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

Post-Pandemic Party

Colin was the life and sole of any party...

Extrovert/Introvert.

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'

"You are having a great time....you are meeting lots of interesting new people....you are glad you came...."

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"