Virtual Diplomat Gifts

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

'Click 'Like' even if you don't, but are afraid your friends will get mad if you don't.'

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

Bipartisan.

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'Not tonight, Rodney - I have to delete e-mails.'

Canadian Zoom

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'