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"So, how do you like your new medical website?"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

Catroom.

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

The Tangents talk it over.

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"How would I know how long he'll be? I'm not the psychic!"

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Nurse! Call the doctor, I've found out what is wrong with me."

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

Chat Bot

"Usually, I give a free estimate, but for lawyers, I charge a consultation fee."

"Our insurance provider has requested that we use this green screen for our field trip."

"IRL sucks."

"And you're sure this is a recent photo?"

'Hey, wait a second! Aren't we friends on Facebook?! You're Ralph's cousin,right? Yeah, we just friended each other last month.'

'I'm only a consultant, but your father says that this will all be yours someday.'