Virtual Commencement Hero Gifts

Zumma Cum Laude

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

National Academy of Sport

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Now Firing.

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Tia Carmen returns home on Christmas.

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

"Everything's higher this year."

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"

"Congratulations on your Pulitzer. Now, let's revisit the university's contract offer."

Harvard Surgeons - Class of 2019

'Of course you can move back in with us, Son... but after only one day?'

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

'Teacher training has become harder and harder these days!'

Welcome Home!

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate

"I thought when I got my Ph.D. things would be different but I am still a chicken."

Graduating in the Age of COVID

"It's a tuition bill."

The Ivies

New Graduate: Entering real life.

"So get out there, and join the ranks of the unemployed!"

'So I'm late bringing you home. There's not much your dad can do about it.'