Virtual Comedian Pillows

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

Whiplash, 2020

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Medusa on Zoom.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Hardware and software

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Giggle.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"I just tweeted a chirp."

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

Catroom.

"Doctor, I'm dying! Offer me your vaccine."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

'Well it's obvious when we went through mitosis, the brain went to my side!'

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

A frat party at an online university

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Virtual Magic Tricks