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"So, like, I'm just flyin' around, y'know' and I land on this guy's head..." "Dude, you've gone fly-ral!"

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

A boy with a camera

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"You told me to mingle, so I have been mingling."

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."

Strainspotting

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

'When I said you could pick me up at 8, I assumed you owned a car.'

"ME!!!"

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!'

"This is Arthur, my first husband."

"Mom, Dad, this is my therapist, John, whom I've told so much about you."

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

'Idiot.'

The fleeting moment

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.