Viral Moment Collector Mugs

"So, like, I'm just flyin' around, y'know' and I land on this guy's head..." "Dude, you've gone fly-ral!"

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

A boy with a camera

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"You told me to mingle, so I have been mingling."

Strainspotting

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

"ME!!!"

'When I said you could pick me up at 8, I assumed you owned a car.'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"Mom, Dad, this is my therapist, John, whom I've told so much about you."

"This is Arthur, my first husband."

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

'Idiot.'

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

The fleeting moment