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Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Carpet

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

Football Royalty

Airplane

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Heaven Has VIP

Pearly Gates Queue

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

Celebrity Gold

"No need to bust a gut, sir, this is a celebrity gym. . . I'll get someone to come over and touch those toes for you."

'If you would like to check out the electricity meter it's in that cupboard over there with the mops and hoover.'

Entourage to a lesser dignitary.

"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."

Limousine Replacement Service

Man rolls out the red carpet for Santa Claus.

The Great and the Good.

'The perks are terrific. We have a VIP-lounge for investment bankers.'

"I thought I hear a motorcade."

The Royal Enclosure

Rolling out the red carpet.

Red carpet treatment

'Dunno who he is, but he's got some influence here...'

Woman with unfinished red carpet as VIP begins to walk down it

King is unable to go to the toilet without a red carpet.

'Quick, roll up the red carpet!'

"I know it's silly, but I always pictured rich men as fat little people."