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"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Carpet

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

Airplane

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Football Royalty

Heaven Has VIP

Purple dress

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

Pearly Gates Queue

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

Celebrity Gold

'If you would like to check out the electricity meter it's in that cupboard over there with the mops and hoover.'

Entourage to a lesser dignitary.

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"Actually, I was hoping you'd have rolled out the red carpet just a little bit sooner!"

Man rolls out the red carpet for Santa Claus.

How am I supposed to convince people to join our new loyalty rewards program for $9.95 a month? The program doesn't offer any actual rewards. The key to these programs is they make people feel special. Watch. Would you like to join our exclusive VIP Premier Exclusive Best Customer Reward Program? Or would you rather feel left out and scorned as a loser? Impossible dilemma.

'The perks are terrific. We have a VIP-lounge for investment bankers.'

Rolling out the red carpet.

Social Exclusive Unit.

Red carpet treatment

"I thought I hear a motorcade."

The Royal Enclosure

'Dunno who he is, but he's got some influence here...'

Woman with unfinished red carpet as VIP begins to walk down it

'Quick, roll up the red carpet!'

King is unable to go to the toilet without a red carpet.