Violist Gifts

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

Quartet of chefs.

You've Got Mail

"The estranged string trio."

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

My other viola is a Stradivari.

'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!'

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

Violinist

"He told his last viola joke that day."

String Quartet

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Impressing dad.

Romantic Violinist.

Orchestra.

Horti-Culture

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Rainbow Quartet

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Music downloads

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Antonio Vivaldi

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Violin Practise

Occupational Hazards.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Violinist.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."