Vinyl Records Gifts

"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

'You put a round thing on a spinning plate with a needle and then you play with buttons and knobs...only old people know how to do it.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Disk Jockey"

Iconic dog hearing sound of vinyl record with his paw scratching it.

'Music & Gym'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Music Collector.

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"Psst... Do you have any LLPs?"

"It's nice to just like things without having to LIKE them."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

A dog with a pet cone plays the sounds of a record player.

Behind The Music: Grannies House

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

"These are granddad's old music albums. They put him in some kind of Boomer Bubble."

Instagramaphone

"Wow! Now for some real music!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

A cat listening to a record player

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Lady funneling her record collection onto an mp3 player,

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'Hello 8 track? It's me, vinyl... I'm sorry I ever made fun of you.'

Music Freak.

'Is this the blues section?'

Sir Jimmy Saville.

Paul Simon- Live and Timid