Vinyl Record Seller Pillows

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Elvis Presley

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

The Death of the Blues

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Jeff Beck.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Groovy Baby

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Ozzy Osbourne

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Mick Jagger.

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Joan Jett