Vinyl Listening Pillows

Blue Note.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Audio Books

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fossil record player.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Groovy Baby

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"The record player is skipping again."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Music Freak.