Vinyl Listening Pillows

Blue Note.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Audio Books

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Fossil record player.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Jeff Beck.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"You know you're getting old when..."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Groovy Baby

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

"The record player is skipping again."

Joan Jett

His master's chill-out album

Music Freak.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."