Collecting Vinyl Records Pillows

"No, I said I love U2."

"Hey - Fantastic News - thanks to the 'vinyl comeback' saddoes, we can now re-release AND charge up to £30 for an album....and start making obscene profits again!!!"

'Have they written any new 'golden oldies' lately?'

His Master Voice Desert Island

Ozzy Osbourne

'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm Dreaming of a Warm Summer'? I'll have to check.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

rory gallagher caricature

"We don't sell CDs any more, but if you like I could sing some of Adele's greatest hits for you!"

"Vinyl's making a comeback, Dad. Can you show me how to plug this in?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Michael Jackson.

Elvis Presley

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fossil record player.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

The Death of the Blues

Jeff Beck.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Music & Gym'