Vinyl Collectors Pillows

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

Fossil record player.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Pre-Television Man Caves

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

The Death of the Blues

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Music & Gym'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"