Vintage War Comedy Lover Pillows

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

The Enemy

Ad Valorem

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

1874: Custer's Last Stand-Up

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

Man saying he does not want his ale thick because he is not hungry