Vintage War Comedy Lover Pillows

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Primitive magician

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

This side is the gag reel.

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

Peter Cook

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Ad Valorem

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

W.C. Fields

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

The Enemy

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

1874: Custer's Last Stand-Up

W.C.Fields

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"Congratulations, you've passed."