Vintage Vino Buff Pillows

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'Play it again, Sam.'

The Alpha Seltzer

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Swing dancers.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

'Who's the new guy?'

Portfolio, 2011

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

A very fine vintage

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Welcome Home from the Dog.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'