Vintage Velocipedist Pillows

"On the gentleman's left!"

Louis Armstrong

"This next one's another oldie."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Mr Metrosexual.

Swing dancers.

Shoes Make The Man

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Disco Owls

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

Robert Johnson

Social Struggles

A 60's pop group

If this van's a rockin'...

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

John Wayne

Ikea for Hippies

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Telephone Box

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork