Vinyl Revivalist Pillows

"Wait a minute!... Aren't those the records I finally convinced you to get rid of, twenty years ago?!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Fossil record player.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Large print rock'n'roll section

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Groovy Baby

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Robert Drake

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Mick Jagger.