Vintage Velocipedist Mugs

"On the gentleman's left!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Mr Metrosexual.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Shoes Make The Man

Swing dancers.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Disco Owls

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

Social Struggles

A 60's pop group

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

Robert Johnson

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Ikea for Hippies

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

'These are our golden oldies.'