Vintage Valentine Aficionados Gifts

Cat gives bird Valentine's Card.

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Hipsters"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Couple melting the snow around them.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

Cupid paints Stop sign

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!