Vintage Valentine Aficionados Gifts

Cat gives bird Valentine's Card.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Hipsters"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Opening the Barrel

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!