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The only high definition in Ernie's house is in the dictionary on the top shelf.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Joan Collins

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

Miami Vice

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Here lies Andy Griffith, Just Plum Wore Out.

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .

Nostalgiaville

"Still pretty liberal."

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'