Vintage Television Fans T-Shirts

"About this second hand set you sold me..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Christmas TV...

"Your remote control, sire."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Night Life: L.A.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

John Laurie

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

Lorne Greene

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Previously on..."

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."