Vintage Television Fans T-Shirts

"About this second hand set you sold me..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Night Life: L.A.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"Previously on..."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."