Vintage Tv Series Fan T-Shirts

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Before the Internet

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Christmas TV...

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Adult Barbershop

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

Night Life: L.A.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

John Laurie

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Lorne Greene

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !