Vintage Kid Gifts

"Where's Waldo's glasses?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

The Missing Sock Returns

The height of fashion in 1796

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

Military Medals

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Piety

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Early Colour TV

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Elvis Presley

Best before 65 million BC.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"