Vintage Jazz Fan Gifts

Louis Armstrong

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Chano Pozo,

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Quartet.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Steve Howe.

"You know you're getting old when..."

Swing dancers.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Jimi Hendrix.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Louis Armstrong.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

The Dandy

Elvis Presley

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Adult Barbershop

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

"Play on."