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Gladstone Retirement Rumours

The Couple Whoe Coddle Themselves

"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."

"We're both clearly dead by now."

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

Road sweeper and old gentleman

Mr. Briggs Rides a Steeple Chase Pt. 2

A Little Family Breeze.

Priest shouting to drunken man

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

'She's gonna take some forgetting - after all she was 45' 18' 36'!'

Herman Mankiewicz

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

"So...What's your excuse for being late today?"

"Now do you believe me?"

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

A couple lie in bed