Vino Voyager Vibes Gifts

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

A giant glass of red wine

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Red Wine

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Ted Hughes

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Nouveau wine

An Appreciation

"Wine is plant-based food."

If poets wrote road signs.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."