Vine Whisperers Prints

"I'll race you to the top."

The Busy Gardener

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Botany Baby!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

An old man growing berries

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'Now it fits.'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Tree Passion

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'