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'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Prize vegetables.

Country Bumpkin.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

Turkey is disgruntled as the calendar turns to the Thanksgiving season.

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

'You remembered to bake it BEFORE the stripper got in, right?'

Comedy Vicar Competition

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

The Pillory: Thief, Gossip, Adulterer.

Library: 'The Wit & Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge.'

'What? -- You didn't get your letter to Santa notarized?'

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50

Charity Shop and Faith and Hope Shops.

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Merry and Bright!

"No fair!"

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

"It looks like another chain store has moved into the village."

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.

'Only 251 shopping days till Christmas. . .'

Penguin with fish shaped presents at christmas

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

'My God! He must have been there since the last one!'