Vigilant Protector Prints

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

No toxic waste in my backyard!

The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance.

"You were right. It's a mess."

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

"It's the most beautiful flower in the world - needs protecting from birds though!

Journalism

New Jersey Crime Watch.

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

Farmer fighting off snail

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

What a hypochondriac --- He's always turning on his "check engine" light!

Planet Earth using a mask to avoid contain because of virus

Black Death plague was caused by human fleas and body lice, not rats, study says.

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

Cat's 'To Do' list.

'Steve hates getting ticks.'