Vigilant Protector T-Shirts

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

"You were right. It's a mess."

The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance.

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

"It's the most beautiful flower in the world - needs protecting from birds though!

Farmer fighting off snail

New Jersey Crime Watch.

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Planet Earth using a mask to avoid contain because of virus

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

Black Death plague was caused by human fleas and body lice, not rats, study says.

Cat's 'To Do' list.

'And when exactly did you start sprouting feathers?' - Public warned against buying 'Bird Flue' Antivirals over the internet.