Vigilance Promoter T-Shirts

Accident about to happen...

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Office of quality assurance"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Anti-Vaxer

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

Just Another Sloe News Day

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

Two cemeteries: Astrazeneca vaccinated vs. Astrazeneca refusal to vaccinate.

The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance.

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

"And this will protect him from distemper."

With all the money being spent on TV ads, how is the average voter feeling about the political process?"

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

New Jersey Crime Watch.

Young against old

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

"Hopefully not an Astrazeneca!"

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

Safe Tanning Salon.

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

'One...two....threee! Paper covers rock again! Well, I win another fifty bucks.'