Vigilance Promoter T-Shirts

Accident about to happen...

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"Office of quality assurance"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Anti-Vaxer

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance.

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

"And this will protect him from distemper."

With all the money being spent on TV ads, how is the average voter feeling about the political process?"

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

New Jersey Crime Watch.

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

Young against old

"Hopefully not an Astrazeneca!"

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

Safe Tanning Salon.

'One...two....threee! Paper covers rock again! Well, I win another fifty bucks.'

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

"Let me do the talking."